Posts Tagged ‘FDA’
FDA determines that lettuce is bad for you
The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has released startling news about lettuce, determining that it is actually not good for people to eat. “Hoo boy, we really blew it this time!” said scientist Dr. Edmund Brunchfaster from the FDA’s lab in Tampa. “I mean big time. Just huge. Wow!” The findings that directly contradict decades…
Read MoreFDA says Pfizer’s new euthanasia vaccine looks promising at combating pandemic, but more testing needed
A joint study released by the FDA and Pfizer and that “pain clinic” on Armenia Avenue in Tampa that clearly used to be a 7-Eleven today may very well mark the beginning of the end for Covid-19. A group of 3,000 research scientists, epidemiologist, virologist and biologists signed onto a claim that Pfizer’s new euthanasia…
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