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State Fair burns down after giraffe queefs

Giraffe queef

The State Fair was shut down after Lucy the giraffe released vaginal flatulence which caught fire due to the new fire breather freak show exhibit being pushed closer to the giraffe enclosure due to budget cuts. The gaseous ball of flame engulfed the entire tent in fire within moments, luckily Lucy, all the other animals,…

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