Skip to content

Chamberlain High School announces new mascot

Chamberlain Storm

After a 5-1 vote by the Hillsborough County School Board back in June to drop the “Chiefs” mascot from Chamberlain High School in response to a request from the Title VI Native American Parent Advisory Council, a new name and logo has been chosen; from now they’ll be known as the “Storm”. To the surprise…

Read More

“Blow Jobs for Bullies” program begins in Hillsborough Schools

Empty Playground because kids keep committing suicide because they aren't allowed to hang out at the playground

A new program which aims to fellate the most troubled students is now underway in Hillsborough County schools. “Blow Jobs for Bullies,” a program started by philanthropist and motivational speaker, Reba Orchester, was the brain child of a group of community workers who all had similar experiences with bullies who were sexually frustrated and stressed…

Read More

Hillsborough County Schools announces plan to reduce school lunch debt

School Bouncer

Under intense pressure from a growing student population and a shrinking budget, Hillsborough County Schools announced today that they are launching a district wide plan to lower and possibly eliminate school lunch debt. Many citizens of Hillsborough county have expressed concerns about this affecting their students lunch benefits. I sat down with Hillsborough County Schools…

Read More