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Rick Scott Invited to Throw Out Ceremonial First Illegal Immigrant

In what is largely a conciliatory gesture for being the only Florida weirdo not being considered for a cabinet position with the incoming Trump presidential administration, Florida Senator Rick Scott has been invited to throw the first illegal immigrant out of the country as part of the presidential inauguration on January 20. “We appreciate Rick’s…

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Rick Scott kicks baby in the nuts

Rick Scott accused of kicking a baby in the nuts

Jo Jo’s Fro-yo – Pinellas County – Sunday, 8.4.19 In a seemingly out-of-character move, Florida’s Senator, Rick Scott has kicked a baby in the nuts during a ribbon cutting ceremony at a new Pinellas frozen yogurt shop. Scott had just morphed his right hand into a pair of sharp fleshy scissors, when an infant stumbled…

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