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Ted Cruz to host poker night at Seminole Hard Rock Casino

Ted Poker

U.S. Senator Ted Cruz announced yesterday that he will be hosting a high-stakes poker night at the Seminole Hard Rock Casino in Tampa next month. “That’s right, it’s Ted’s Ridiculous Fun Poker Extravaganza and it is coming to Florida on July 4th!” he said. “What could be a more perfectly appropriate way to celebrate the…

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Seminole Hard Rock touts ‘Safe + Sound’ sanitation guidelines

Smoking at the Hard Rock

With the Holiday Season in full swing, the operators of the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Tampa want the public to be fully aware that Tampa Bay’s only legal casino’s primary concern is the health and safety of their customers, especially with the COVID-19 pandemic still raging. We have recently heard a spate…

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Seminole Hard Rock casino changes name to Las Fake-ass

West Tampa – Hillsborough County – Thursday 4.11.2019 As expansion continues on Tampa’s Seminole Hard Rock Casino, owners have decided to rebrand and change the name. “We have everything Vegas has except legal prostitution, but it’s not illegal if you don’t get caught,” chuckled one employee as he put a cigarette out on a cocktail…

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