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Cocaine: only business in St. Pete not yet gentrified


St.Pete has been exploding over the last decade. What used to be a hotbed for local businesses has slipped into the grasp of investment firms. The city has had a make over that rivals Bruce Jenner, by that I mean the city has cut its dick off. “The minute I saw white girls walking down…

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Seminole Hard Rock casino changes name to Las Fake-ass

West Tampa – Hillsborough County – Thursday 4.11.2019 As expansion continues on Tampa’s Seminole Hard Rock Casino, owners have decided to rebrand and change the name. “We have everything Vegas has except legal prostitution, but it’s not illegal if you don’t get caught,” chuckled one employee as he put a cigarette out on a cocktail…

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With spring in full bloom, ass eating season is officially over

Tampa Meteorology Center – Hillsborough County – Friday, 2.22.2019 As Florida’s six week winter comes to a close, so do the mouths of residents who eat ass. It’s late February, it’s 85 degrees, swamp ass is back. Luckily for local love birds we had a Valentine’s Day under 70 degrees so it was safe to…

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