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Sex With Pregnant Women Now Illegal in Florida

No Sex With Pregos

Now that life begins at conception, sex with pregnant women will be considered sexual battery on a minor. “New and expecting parents will be required by law to sign a form stating they didn’t engage in any sexual contact after discovering the pregnancy.” Said Florida Governor Ron DeSantis during a press conference where he signed…

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Local, independent creeps fighting to remain relevant

Creepy guy saying hello

In light of recent events taking place on a national scale, local independent creeps are struggling to maintain their relevancy. “Everybody is all infatuated with this Epstein fella and other high profile individuals like millionaires, politicians and clergy,” says Gary Prumer, a self-identifying pervert in Largo who smells like oil. “Meanwhile, we’re out here in…

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