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Virtual Rays fan assaulted by virtual Phillies fans

A cut-out photo of a Tampa Bay Rays fan was assaulted while attending a game between the Miami Marlins and Philadelphia Phillies at Citizens Bank Park in Philadelphia Sunday. “The other cut-out fans were so mean!”, says the Rays cut-out. “I guess they thought since I’m from Florida that I must have been a Marlins…

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Local man has lost track of time

Time Man

“Time has no meaning for me. It’s been so long that I’ve just forgotten, I guess,” says Rerse, who’s been home from work since last Friday. “Is it the weekend? Is it a Wednesday? Is it Christmas?? I don’t know!”

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