Posts Tagged ‘Tampa Invasive Species’
Hunting licenses issued to thin invasive realtor herd
For the first time in history, the State of Florida has begun issuing hunting licenses for people to hunt down and kill realtors. “About damn time,” said Harold Kinter of Tampa. “I’ve been shooting at these varmints for years. Now I can do it without worrying about getting in trouble.” The increase over the last…
Read MoreBay area residents protest possible but unlikely ‘penis fish’ invasion
Following a bizarre weather anomaly that caused thousands of so-called “penis fish” to wash up on Drake’s Beach, just north of San Francisco, California, Tampa Bay area residents are letting it be known that they don’t want that to happen here. Plant City’s Tanya Grinnell was among a large group who showed up at Pass-A-Grille…
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