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Action figure causes twenty million children to kill themselves

By John Jacobs | April 23, 2023
Action Figure

The new Super Ducky Skateboard doll has lead to the deaths of over twenty million children aged 2-17 over the course of 6 months. Ever since its release, the Super Ducky Skateboard doll has created unrealistic skateboarding standards that children just cannot replicate, no matter how hard they try or train. “The doll is able…

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