Tampa man wishes people would stop talking about homoerotic aspects of Top Gun movies while he’s trying to masturbate to Top Gun movies

Tom Rowrf of Tampa wants people to stop interpreting certain imagery in the Top Gun series of films as homoerotic.

“Seriously. Knock it off already. You are ruining this for me,” said Rowrf. “‘Top Gun’ and ‘Top Gun: Maverick’ are not gay and neither am I.”

“I masturbate to them because I just really like airplanes,” he said as he paused the volleyball scene in the original ‘Top Gun’ and stuck a detailed scale model of a Mach 10 Darkstar up his ass.