TNF hires DeSantis as Presidential Election correspondent

As the 2024 Presidential Election begins to ramp up, Tampa News Force (TNF) has added Florida Governor and recent campaign-drop out Ronny DeSantis as a special correspondent. 

“As someone who was kind of a legitimate candidate but not really, I think I can bring a unique perspective to this fine media outlet’s coverage, like how Nikki Haley is a bitch and Donald Trump, while an excellent leader, is kind of mean sometimes,” he said. “I’m excited to work with excellent journalists representing such a fine media outlet. I like TNF because they’ve never made fun of me. Also, I’ve never read it.”

“I’m not sure if you’re familiar with my track record but I’m not really much of a fan of reading. Hyuck harf hee hoo!,” he said… laughing? Maybe? 

Asked if he would have time to devote to the new position while still serving as Florida’s governor, he said, “Oh please; the fact that I ran for President in the middle of serving my term should tell you how much I care about that job.”