20 Tips to get your New Year Started Right
![Stop living a lie, be yourself this 2020](https://tampanewsforce.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/2020Tips-1024x576.jpg)
20. Stop living a lie
![Stop living a lie, be yourself this 2020](http://161.35.120.204/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/2020Tips-2.jpg)
Be the real you this year, stop lying to others and surround yourself with only those who can handle your baggage.
19. Quit Wasting Your Energy on Imaginary Arguments in Your Head
![Win those imaginary arguments](http://161.35.120.204/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/2020Tips-5.jpg)
Why are you spending so much time and energy arguing with someone who isn’t there?
18. Eat more plant-based meat alternatives
![The future is green!](http://161.35.120.204/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/2020Tips-8.jpg)
This hyper processed alternative to dead animals is just as good as the real deal. Swap out some of your meat dishes with a plant-based alternative.
17. Learn to Punch/Kick
![Punching is a necessary life skill](http://161.35.120.204/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/2020Tips-17.jpg)
Everyone is going to want to fight you because you’re being yourself. Learn to defend your real self from haters today!
16. Start fighting people on the street
![Fight people on the street](http://161.35.120.204/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/2020Tips-14.jpg)
Now that you know how to fight, practice on people who are walking towards you.
15. Get rid of everything you own
![Live clutter free this year](http://161.35.120.204/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/2020Tips-6.jpg)
Take a good look at everything you own, now grab it all and toss it in the trash because you’re not going to need it.
14. Sell your organs
![Get drunk and let this tip happen](http://161.35.120.204/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/2020Tips-4.jpg)
Getting black-out drunk and selling your organs is a rite of passage to adulthood.
13. Harvest roadkill meat
![Street meat is free and healthy](http://161.35.120.204/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/2020Tips-9.jpg)
It’s free meat! Get that protein.
12. Stop using your turn signal
![Turn signals are for losers](http://161.35.120.204/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/2020Tips-10.jpg)
Make 2020 the year you stop being a bitch. Learn to drive like a real Florida person.
11. Finish that app idea you started
![Apps are huge investments](http://161.35.120.204/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/2020Tips-3.jpg)
Quit talking about it and finish it today!
10. Become a millionaire
![Get a million dollars today!](http://161.35.120.204/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/2020Tips-15.jpg)
Solve your money problems this year by becoming a millionaire today! All you have to do is decide how many millions you want and then focus hard. Manifest it!
9. Go into debt
![Use plastic for all your purchases](http://161.35.120.204/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/2020Tips-11.jpg)
It takes money to make money. Go into debt with hopes of becoming rich someday!
8. Stop reading
![Reading is so 2019](http://161.35.120.204/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/2020Tips-16.jpg)
Reading is no longer necessary, and it’s for losers. Stop reading this article. I don’t care.
7. Sneak on to a yacht
![Adventure for real on a yacht](http://161.35.120.204/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/2020Tips-12.jpg)
Most people that own a yacht, own multiple yachts. They won’t notice if you sneak on and party for a little while.
6. Go stand-up paddle boarding
![Enjoy a relaxing stand-up paddle board trip](http://161.35.120.204/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/2020Tips-7.jpg)
Mike runs a great paddle tour, schedule your M&M Paddle Tour today!
5. Rent and destroy an electric scooter
![Electric Scooters need to be destroyed](http://161.35.120.204/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/2020Tips-13.jpg)
You see these things littering the streets, take one out of commission and help out drivers in Tampa.
4. Vote Republican
![Vote, even if you're republican](http://161.35.120.204/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/2020Tips-21.jpg)
What’s the worst that could happen?
3. Take a fat dump
![You're going to need a lot of toilet paper](http://161.35.120.204/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/2020Tips-18.jpg)
You deserve it!
2. Stop tipping
![Quit tossing your money in the trash](http://161.35.120.204/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/2020Tips-19.jpg)
Save a couple bucks and show people working for scraps that they should work harder.
1. Join a cult
![Join my cult](http://161.35.120.204/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/2020Tips-20.jpg)
Become a part of something bigger than you, and then do as the leader says!