2023 Things To Look Forward to This New Year

With the new year in full swing, here is a look at 2023 things to look forward to in the year 2023

1. Taking a stroll through a park
2. Visiting a National Monument
3. Reading a Plaque at a park
4. Reading a book
5. Recommend a book to a friend
6. Starting a book club
7. Having a picnic
8. Watch a movie on your phone
9. Don’t change the oil in your car
10. Take a bus to the last stop and then Uber home
11. Road trip with some homies
12. Do your laundry
13. Buy a towel
14.  Run around in the rain
15. Eat vegan for a week
16. Eat only meat for a week
17. Don’t eat for 21 days
18. Drink water first thing in the morning
19. Vote third party in a local election
20. Register your friends to vote
21. Get involved in your local community
22. Adopt an animal
23. Thank a veteran
24. Shake hands with the pope
25. Kiss a stranger’s baby
26. Change the clocks in your house a few hours ahead
27. Text message a stranger
28. Sign up for Crunch Fitness
29. Shop at Amazon exclusively for one month
30. Eat only fast food for a week
31. Walk around Best Buy with a blue polo on
32. Start a journal
33. Going on a bike ride
34. Volunteer in your community
35. Make breakfast at home everyday
36. Making a list of recipes you want to try out
37. The New Ant-Man movie
38. Shopping at a store you have never been to
39. Illegally downloading movies that have been removed from Netflix
40. Calling a family member
41. Making your bed everyday
42. Eating alone at a new restaurant
43. Asking out that person you like
44. Asking your significant other to marry you
45. Feeling sad after a rejection
46.  Hearing one of your friends say “Why won’t they marry you you’re perfect for each other!”
47. Planning a kidnapping with a friend
48. Accidently murdering a person you meant to keep hostage
49. Run away from the police
50. Buy a new car
51. Buy the same car again 
52. Buy a triple of the car
53. Sell your soul to satan
54. Worship a new god
55. Drink someone’s blood
56. Eat a 1-star reviewed restaurant
57. Get your nails did
58. Go to a concert
59. Throw down in a pit
60. Take a shot of alcohol from someone’s belly button
61. Find a new drug dealer
62. Get addicted to a new drug
63. Pay for drugs in coins
64. Rob or steal something and sell it to buy more drugs
65. Donate your blood
66. Donate a kidney
67. Walk around a hospital with a surgical mask on and go in and out of random rooms
68. Invite a child to ride in one of your three new cars
69. Go to a diner
70. Order hashbrowns with ingredients you wouldn’t normally put on hasbrowns, like anchovies or something
71. Pretend that you have never heard of pizza before at a party
72. Talk in a fake accent for a month
73. Introduce yourself to foreigners
74. Go to a pride parade
75. Ride in a float
76. Flash someone for beads
77. Hook-up with a stranger in a weird place
78. Have a zoom chat with a prisoner
79. Break into someone’s house and eat their leftovers
80. Build a computer
81. Start an OnlyFans
82. Make a sex tape with someone you don’t like
83. Blackmail someone 
84. Donate to charity
85. Start a non-profit
86. Start an LLC
87. Pay your taxes 
88. Convince your friends that you are about to die from some incurable disease
89. Write and perform a stand-up comedy act
90. Start a TikTok
91. Visit North Korea
92. Learn how to fish
93. Hang out on a boat
94. Get drunk with your parents
95. Cook meals for the homeless
96. Invite homeless people to stay at your house
97. Write a song
98. Perform a silly dance 
99. Read a book to children while dressed in drag
100. Throw a baseball through your neighbor’s window

I’m gonna be honest when I first pitched this idea to my editor he was all about it, but it took me a long time to write those first 100 ones.  I tried to cheat too and use that AI Chat bot but it was spitting out things like this:

1. Go to a snowball fight
2. Go to a snowball or snowball dance
3. Go to a snowball or snowball party
4. Go to a snowball or snowball parade
5. Go to a snowball or snowball concert
6. Go to a snowball or snowball festival
7. Go to a snowball or snowball carnival
8. Go to a snowball or snowball fair
9. Go to a snowball or snowball expo
10. Go to a snowball or snowball expo
11. Go to a snowball or snowball convention
12. Go to a snowball or snowball conference
13. Go to a snowball or snowball symposium
14. Go to a snowball or snowball seminar
15. Go to a snowball or snowball workshop
16. Go to a snowball or snowball training
17. Go to a snowball or snowball course
18. Go to a snowball or snowball lecture
19. Go to a snowball or snowball presentation
20. Go to a snowball or snowball seminar
21. Go to a snowball or snowball workshop
22. Go to a snowball or snowball training
23. Go to a snowball or snowball course
24. Go to a snowball or snowball lecture
25. Go to a snowball or snowball presentation
26. Go to a snowball or snowball seminar
27. Go to a snowball or snowball workshop
28. Go to a snowball or snowball training
29. Go to a snowball or snowball course
30. Go to a snowball or snowball lecture
31. Go to a snowball or snowball presentation
32. Go to a snowball or snowball seminar
33. Go to a snowball or snowball workshop
34. Go to a snowball or snowball training
35. Go to a snowball or snowball course
36. Go to a snowball or snowball lecture
37. Go to a snowball or snowball presentation
38. Go to a snowball or snowball seminar
39. Go to a snowball or snowball workshop
40. Go to a snowball or snowball training
41. Go to a snowball or snowball course

Where the hell are you going to find any of those things?  Anyway, I’m gonna stop at 100. I’m sorry I couldn’t come up with 1923 more things to do.   I hope my boss doesn’t fire me.