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Bay Area Residents Miss Pleasant Distraction Provided by Hurricanes

By Clark Brooks | October 17, 2024

As the one-two punch suffered from hurricanes Helene and Milton begins to fade into memory, Tampa Bay residents are remembering that the 2024 Presidential Election is now less than three weeks away. “Oh yeah. That,” said Clearwater’s Kathy Glayter, sighing heavily. “I completely forgot while spending the last few days cleaning up yard waste that…

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Tampa League Completes Presidential Fantasy Draft

By Clark Brooks | September 5, 2024

A group of local men, dressed as their favorite politicians, gathered in the conference room of a nearby Chase Bank to participate in this year’s presidential fantasy draft. “All right, Brian picked the Green Party’s Howie Hawkins and Angela Nicole Walker in 2020 and finished dead last so he has the first pick this time,”…

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Tampa Man Concerned About State of the World Especially Bothered by Olympic Breakdancing

By Clark Brooks | August 16, 2024

Tampa’s Tim Radish is deeply troubled by the state of the world today. “The immigrant invasion, DEI, liberals wanting to kill babies, the climate change hoax and gay marriage. These are all indicators that the world right now is Hell. And if ‘is-she-Indian-or-is-she-Black?’ whatshername and her mandatory-tampon-issuing stolen glory socialist boy toy get elected, it’s…

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