Governor Ron DeSantis Announces Plan To Open Them Cheeks

During a press conference today, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis announced his plan to slowly open them cheeks and get in that thing.

“Some guy named Fatty on twitter made fun us and called us anon edge lords on Twitter,” said DeSantis speaking from the point of view of Tampa News Force. “It really hit close to home because he totally nailed us.”

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