A homeless man has been throwing garbage into a trash fire late at night and the smoke has been coming in through my cracked window. I want to close the window, but my AC is broken so it’s the only air I can get flowing through the house, plus my ceiling fan is missing two blades so it makes this weird squeak noise, and if I keep that on I definitely need a little other ambient sound to distract me from that, so I need to keep the window open, but the smoke keeps flowing in, so what should I do?
So is this homeless man burning Trash Tampa’s burning man festival? Is this the closest thing we have? I’m asking you. That’s why the headline is a question. I want an answer and I need your help. Thank you.