The Mayor of Tampa wants you to know you’re being really naughty.
“If I catch you outside, not wearing a mask, your ass is going to pay for it,” said Mayor Jane Castor speaking directly to reporters outside of City Hall. “If you want to protect your fellow citizens, wear a mask. If you want me to bend you over, pull your pants down, and spank you, don’t wear a mask.”
All of the reporters near me who were wearing a mask, took them off in an attempt to test the limits of the new order. The Mayor watched intently and counted all the people who she would eventually need to give a spanking to.
She then abruptly ended her conference, ripped off her suit to reveal a full Dominatrix outfit. Mayor Castor then rounded up everyone not wearing a mask and gave us all very painful spankings.
As of this writing I have put my mask back on and plead with you all to wear one as well, lest you feel her wrath.