Posts Tagged ‘Boat’
Yacht snob falls overboard, delighting Gasparilla crowd
A strong gust of winter wind caused some rich douche probably named Thad or Bryce or something like that to fall off his yacht into the unseasonably cold and murky waters of Tampa Bay yesterday during the annual Gasparilla pirate celebration, to the sheer utter joy of witnesses gathered along Bayshore Blvd. to watch the…
Read MoreEnormous yacht stuck in Garrison Channel
Marine traffic through the Garrison Channel was blocked this past weekend, with dozens of boats stuck at both the east and west entrances to the waterway separating the Channelside district of downtown Tampa from Harbor Island due to the massive yacht ‘Infinite Leisure’ getting stuck last Friday afternoon. “How did that thing even get in…
Read MorePort Richey man can’t believe he doesn’t know anyone who owns a boat
Port Richey – Pasco County – Thursday 3.21.2019 Local insurance adjuster Mike Frimpton, a resident of Port Richey for over 30 years, simply can’t believe he doesn’t know a single person who owns a boat. “What the hell?” Frimpton asks rhetorically, “I live in a place that’s surrounded by water to the west and on…
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