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Gunn Highway Rebranded as Machine Gun Highway

Following the beautification of Tampa’s most well-driven road, Gunn Highway will soon be rebranded Machine Gun Highway. “We want to keep the spirit of the original name, but commemorate someone more famous,” said Steve Odyssa, the Mayor of Odessa.  “This isn’t an official title, no one elected me to this position, I tell people I’m…

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Florida Man Stabs Gun with Flamethrower

Pasco flamethrower enthusiast

A man who recently purchased a flamethrower from Elon Musk is receiving a lot of attention on his social media.   “I saw the flamethrower for sale, and it wasn’t illegal to have it in my county,” said Pasco County resident Beephy Wellington.   “The flamethrower had a fire sword mode and I’ve just been going…

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