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Best time of the week to fart

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After a years’ long study, monitoring 3,000 people and the moments they released flatulous gas, and what the impact on their life was afterwards, it has been determined that Wednesday night at 12 AM is the least life-effecting time of the week to rip a fart. “Statistically odds are you will be alone or laying…

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Preschool evacuated after loud fart

Farty Boy

Hillsborough Heights Elementary School was momentarily evacuated after loud flatulence from a student was confused as an explosion. A boy in third period science class released a compounded amount of gas originating from accidentally getting fed two breakfasts that morning. “My parents are fighting and had forgotten that the other one had made me breakfast…

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