Posts Tagged ‘pandemic’
Influenza pissed at several local Tampa Bay attorneys and parents, and some Uncles
Florida Judge John Cooper, ruled in favor of several prominent Tampa Bay Area attorneys and parents who filed a lawsuit challenging Governor Ron DeSantis’ ban on mask mandates in schools. DeSantis already promises to appeal the ruling, but globally known tyrant Influenza may be most upset with the outcome. “I can’t believe another year is slipping…
Read MoreCity of St. Pete introduces mobile vaccine distribution unit
As the country prepares for the distribution of a COVID-19 vaccine, St. Petersburg Mayor Rick Kriseman, has come up with a creative way to get the treatment out locally. “Some people are vehemently opposed to getting the vaccine and that’s an issue. But nobody is opposed to food trucks”, he said. “People love those stupid…
Read MoreIsn’t this fucking Boring!?
“Doesn’t this suck!? Isn’t this fucking boring!? I guess? I mean yea it sucks but like, at least we’re not dead right? Negativity isn’t going to get us anywhere, we need to focus on doing everything we can to manage and be good. That’s all. Who cares it’s been a long time, real people are…
Read MoreIntroverts jerk off to the idea of never going out again
“I can’t wait to just jerk my own lil ding dong off all day long and creep on strangers who don’t know me!”
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