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Ron DeSantis eats poop

Poop eater

According to a Tallahassee neighbor of the Florida Governor, Ron DeSantis is on a poop-eating rampage. The source requests to remain anonymous but provided an alias; Timmy Bananas says, “I looked over my fence one day while I was tending to my orange tree, only to see Ron on all fours with his head in…

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TNF Writers Are All Poop

Poop is what this is

Tampa News Force writers are all poop. Me too. I am poop. This is not a hack. We are poop people writing poop articles, mostly about poop and poop-related topics. In the beginning when I was the Mayor of Tampa, I mean when the great Bob Buckhorn was the Mayor of Tampa, Tampa News Force…

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