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Rick Scott Touts New Abortion Alternative

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“Today life wins!” Said Senator Rick Scott in a speech to supporters.  “Sweet precious, delicious life.” He added, followed by a direct message to women seeking abortions. “If you are thinking of having an illegal abortion, call me and I’ll show up to eat your fetus.”  Senator Scott then provided his personal cell phone number.…

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Rick Scott Reveals new plan, “10 ways to steal money from poor”

Rick Scott Tampa Office – Hillsborough County – Wednesday, 7.10.19 In a press conference Wednesday morning, Senator Rick Scott unveiled a new aggressive strategy, highlighting ten new ways he plans on stealing money from poor people. After flying into the room and transforming from a vampire bat into a human, Scott excitedly went over specific…

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