Posts Tagged ‘Roger Stone’
Conservative Aldi Supermarket to Open in Largo
A new Trump-themed Aldi supermarket is opening along US-19 in Largo, FL. “We pretty much took Aldi’s concept and made it for Patriots only,” said supermarket founder, Chaz Rocket. “I’m also happy to announce that we will be open in time for Trumparilla baby!” Rocket then took out a t-shirt cannon and blasted a shirt…Read More
Bill Gates: I am going to microchip every black person in America!
During a press conference at his secret science facility in Downtown Tampa, Microsoft Founder and billionaire philanthropist Bill Gates, announced that he alone designed and released COVID-19 with the hopes that it will spread from China and infect every man, woman and child around the globe so that he could then cure everyone with his…Read More