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Rick Scott Voted Sexiest Politician of 2019 at C-SPAN Awards

Unverified rumor claims Rick Scott was secretly born a woman

In a landslide victory which many are calling a pay-to-play contest, Florida Senator Rick Scott was declared the ‘Sexiest Politician’ at this year’s C-SPAN Awards. “It was an honor to be nominated, and an even bigger honor to win,” said Scott while accepting the award, speaking mostly to a crowd of aides for front runners…

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Sexy Rick Scott is already 2019’s least popular Halloween costume

Sexy Rick Scott Costume

Even though Halloween is still weeks away, this season’s least popular costume has already been determined: Sexy Rick Scott. The costume, consisting of a rubber pinhead mask with light-up googly eyes and a lower jaw that constantly hangs open, approximating the former Florida governor’s ‘smile’ also includes a white shirt, red tie, charcoal gray suit…

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