Posts Tagged ‘St Patricks Day’
Drunkards excited about beating the shit out of each other in person for the first time since 2019
A group of South Tampa residents who only get drunk and into bar brawls on St. Patrick’s Day are eagerly anticipating resuming their favorite annual rite of passage tonight for the first time since COVID cancelled festivities in 2020. “Hoo boy, it’s been a while! I hope I remember how to gouge someone’s eyes. I’ll…
Read MoreSt. Patrick’s Day basically the same this year
“So what’s the worst that could happen? “
Read MoreCitizens Encouraged to Dump Alcohol in River for St. Patricks Day
Hillsborough River – Tampa – Friday, 3.15.2019 In order for the Hillsborough river to become drinkable alcohol in time for St. Patricks Day, the city has urged citizens to dump any and all alcohol they have into the Hillsborough River. “If enough people, dump enough alcohol into the river, it will be drinkable, as the…
Read MoreHillsborough River to be dyed green from trash in honor of St. Patrick’s day
Riverwalk – Hillsborough County – Friday, 3.15.2019 Mayor of Tampa, Bob Buckhorn, announced that due to budget cuts the Hillsborough River will have to be dyed green with ordinary household trash in honor of St. Patrick’s day. The City of Tampa is asking residents to bring their loose and bagged trash Downtown for the festival…
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