Posts Tagged ‘tampa romance’
Government agency certifies Tampa man as “officially ineligible” for love
After an exhaustive review, Florida’s Department of Relationship Worthiness has determined that Carl Kroboks of Tampa is “officially ineligible” for love. “This does not mean he can’t date. We can’t restrict his right to do that, if he wants to”, said department spokesperson Sharon Quarley, who is decidedly not interested in Mr. Kroboks. “Although, there’s…
Read MoreSt. Pete couple breaks up on Valentine’s Day after argument over punctuation
Keith Umbrage and Mandy Speppers of St. Petersburg have broken up with Speppers moving out, ending a 2-year-long romantic relationship. “That’s it, I’ve had it. I’m outta there. He’s ridiculous”, said Speppers as she loaded a bag with clothes and personal items into her 2016 Mazda CX-3. “She wants to act like she ended it?…
Read MoreTampa man finally introduces family to longtime girlfriend via Zoom
Brandon Biffart of Tampa chose the special occasion of Valentine’s Day weekend for his family to meet the woman he claims to have been dating since 2013 for the very first time. “Brandon’s been telling us about this girl for so long and how they’re deeply in love but he never brings her around”, says…
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