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Bucs loss forces Tom Brady to reconsider love

The Buccaneers tragic loss last night has forced star quarterback Tom Brady to reconsider the prospect of love. “Maybe I’ve been focused on the wrong ring.” Tom said right into my eyes. “I mean I have so many already, but I haven’t paid attention to the most important one.” I then cried, reeling from the…

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You’ll never believe what Tom Brady’s Horoscope said!


Bringing you the horoscope once again is our resident Horoscopologist, Chris Coon, and this week you’ll never believe what Tom Brady’s horoscope was! Aries While in a coffee shop across from an intellectual, you will unwittingly inspire a new wave of a political philosophy that will revolutionize 22nd century geopolitics. That philosophy: Ugly people should…

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