Posts Tagged ‘Tucker Carlson’
Giant rat that looks like Tucker Carlson born at Busch Gardens
Officials at Busch Gardens in Tampa have announced that a giant rat that looks like Fox News pundit Tucker Carlson was born recently at the theme park/zoological attraction’s nursery. “We noticed there was something seriously wrong with the hideous mutation almost immediately, but it was made apparent when the creature’s own mother rejected it,” said…
Read MoreRecord store employee not surprised Tucker Carlson doesn’t like The Replacements
Thad Dogbreath, a sales associate at the Microgroove record store in Seminole Heights, is not surprised that conservative tv pundit Tucker Carlson is not a fan of The Replacements. “I’m not only not surprised, I’m glad”, said Dogbreath. “He seems like a real douche and not at all someone who would be into The ‘Mats.”…
Read More