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UFO turns out to be anal wart


What was originally claimed to be an unidentified flying object is actually an anal wart upon further inspection of the alleged intergalactic photo. Ginny Masters, a 28-year-old girl scout leader had created a habit of waking up, and taking a picture of the first thing he’d see in his telescope. “I thought I had captured…

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NASA introduces outer safe space

NASA Safe Space

The National Air and Space Association announced that it will be figuratively launching an “outer safe space” which combines the conceptual moral complex of “safe spaces” with the cold dark vacuum of outer space/interstellar travel. “We’ve been getting a lot of emails about whether the N-word is said in space and it’s constricted by the…

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