Tampa News Force temporarily becomes weird erotica story site

TNF Headquarters – Hillsborough County – Wednesday 2.20.2019

After a particularly ineffective round table discussion on the direction of news coverage for the Tampa News Force (TNF) website, editors accidentally agreed to publish a series of weird erotica stories that may or may not contain actual news.

“It was a momentary lapse in reasoning,” says Tampa News Force head editor, Liam C. Merio-Hull. “The chief wants clicks and I got a pickleball appointment, do what you got to do.”

Merio-Hull then received a phone call and stormed out of the TNF Headquarters and jumped in Cadillac Escalade Stretch SUV that came speeding down the road.

The TNF news team attempted to watch a local news station to see what they were covering in an attempt to come up with some award-winning local satire news stories. Unfortunately the only ideas they could come up with were weird erotica stories.

“These are the stories I am most passionate about,” says TNF Reporter John Jacobs. “When people look back on the legacy of TNF, they are going to point at these articles and say, these right here, made me want to be the journalist I am today.”

TNF readers can look forward to a long series of weird erotica stories as part of the daily updates to the TNF website.