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Wal Mart Near Me

Hey guys, John here, we’re testing out the SEO algorithm with this article seeing if common searches as headlines converts into engagement. Unfortunately you have to be involved in this process. If you’re reading this I need you to tell me. Look around the outer border of this webpage right now, you should see some sort of button like “contact” or “about us” and there’s probably a submission form in there to reach out to us and leave us a message. I’m not exactly sure what’s in the border right now I just write the articles I haven’t been to the website in a while. See I’m just a lowly staff writer, trying to make his way up the corporate satire ladder. That entails a lot of nonsense writing like this. Yea I know, it’s not glamorous, but it helps send my kids to that fancy private school my ex-wife really likes. God, why did I let my ex-wife talk me into sending her kids to the nicest school in town. It’s 4 grand per month for these little shits to get some bullcocky education that I know they’re not going to do anything with.

Anyways, this was to test if people searching “Walmart near me” end up on this page and turn this into what we in the business call, a money-maker. See the more views the pages get the more coin we get from google for the stupid shit ads around the article. I assume, again I haven’t seen the site in a while this might be way out of line, and I might be getting a talking-to from the higher ups on this one, but the point is, let us know if you love the force, Get your T’s NF’d, shout out to Walmart shout out to google, we love you guys, and again buy our NFTs you may have a chance to change the world, this is how we do it.

John Jacobs

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