What Will Tampa Look Like 10 Years from Now?

By the year 2033, Tampa will be radically different than it is today. Everything goes through changes, Tampa in the year 2023 is wildly different from Tampa in 2013. 

Nowadays, the City of Tampa is growing in a healthy way, and citizens will see generational growth start to develop, just in time to see it wash away thanks to the rejuvenating power of Mother Nature.

Cars Will be Replaced By Boats

After some botched water main work, Tampa has flooded and is now only traversable by water. People who want to get around need to buy some sort of sea vessel.  The airboats are the cheapest and most economical option. Rich people get around on boats and yachts. Poor people need to take a ferry or manually canoe, kayak, stand-up paddle board or swim everywhere.

Businesses and Houses are on Giant Floating Barges

Strip malls will still exist, but they will be giant floating barges that you can pull up to. Walmart and Amazon have also perfected drone delivery technology and most people just sleep on floating hamster wheels.

Windows are the New Toilet

Because the sewer system is flooded, toilets don’t do anything, so it’s much easier to just poop and pee out the window.

Schools Don’t Exist

After the destruction of the National Public School System, Neuralinks are being installed in every child from the moment of birth. Humanity no longer needs to learn, and everyone is connected to a hive mind of information.

Publix Will Deliver Pub Subs

Thanks to advancements in drone technology, Publix employees will now be able to make you a sub, and then drop them off at your floating hamster ball using a drone.  They will not accept tips.