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Op-ed: Athletes are ruining athletics

Bad Athletes

(EDITORS NOTE: Our focus here at Tampa News Force is to provide top-notch quality news coverage by award-winning journalists on topics of specific interest to the Tampa Bay Area. However occasionally a controversial subject beyond that scope demands attention and one of our readers offers us a shit-ton of money for the opportunity to utilize…

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TNF Baseball Giveaway!

TNF Baseball Giveaway

Join two genuine Tampa News Force personnel – NOT John Jacobs – to watch a baseball game! We have four extra tickets – GOOD ASS SEATS, FRONT ROW BEHIND HOME PLATE! – for the game between the Dunedin Blue Jays and Lakeland Flying Tigers Baseball Team this Thursday, July 22nd, 6:30 pm, at the TD…

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Proof of sinister sports conspiracy revealed!

NHL Meeting

Tampa News Force has uncovered proof that the National Hockey League along with several other shadowy entities with a vested interest have conspired against the New York Islanders on behalf of the Tampa Bay Lightning in order to help the Lightning win yet another Stanley Cup. We can’t tell you how we obtained this explosive…

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TNF Horoscopes. Week of April 18

Aries Let’s get serious about your life for a minute, but only for a minute. Once the minute is done you can go back to drinking and partying. Taurus This will be your week to prove to everyone that your internal energy can be used for good, or for making decent cupcakes. Gemini That thing…

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TNF presents “Jesus Talks”

Jesus Talks

Fresh off last night’s premiere of Tampa News Force’s fourth film “Jesus Talks”, starring John Jacobs, at the 2021 Dunedin International Film Festival, here’s the film itself in its entirety. Enjoy!! You’ll probably recognize several locations as well as a number of Tampa Bay Area performers in this completely independently produced film, because we’re sincere…

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Congress authorizes Pizza Party stimulus package for essential workers

Pizza Mitch

After a daunting 9 month wait and just in time for Christmas, Congress has passed another landmark stimulus package aimed at lessening Covid-19’s blow to the middle class. The “Pizza Party Entitlement act” (or PPE act for short) provides vouchers for 2 free slices to be given to frontline/essential workers, available to be used at…

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No News Today – come back tomorrow

Closed today

Hey everybody. We took a look at what’s going on in the world and figured the odds of anything significant happening today are pretty slim, so we’re taking the rest of the day off. Enjoy this boring, completely uneventful Saturday, November 7th, 2020, and we’ll see you tomorrow!

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