Posts Tagged ‘coronavirus america’
Teens who caused toilet paper hoarding panic ‘really, really sorry’
“Yeah, we’re sorry”, says 16-year-old Chad Didswell. “Yeah, really, really sorry”, says his best friend, 15-year-old Kevin Qug, as they exchanged a quick, subtle high-five when they thought I wasn’t looking.
Read MoreOld man declares pandemic over
“I’m smarter than all these goddamn high school dropouts.”
Read MoreDunedin man severely beaten for not washing his hands
Jim Philfer of Dunedin was attacked upon exiting a public restroom by a mob of angry people because he didn’t wash his hands. Philfer, a Rob Lowe-lookin’ motherfucker, says, “I was on a date, eating dinner at Casa Tina with this hot blonde whose name escapes me, and I excused myself to visit the men’s…
Read MoreSexy Coronavirus Halloween costumes are hot new trend
Dozens of prolific social media accounts have already posted pictures of their sexy Coronavirus Halloween costumes sparking a new trend amongst teens and college students. Jennifer Buckets, a social media personality with over 3 million followers on Tik Tok was the first known internet celebrity to show off her costume on her Instagram page last…
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