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Someone farted in the break room—Was It Eric Garcetti?

Break Room

Tampa Bay, FL—Around 12:30pm EST, Kyle Majorie walked into the break room to microwave fish.“I want it to smell up the place. Let’s people know who’s boss. I am boss.” Mr. Majorie is not the boss. The boss, Mr. John Kelly, was out for the day on very serious business (Déjà vu Showgirls could not…

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Brandon dad laments abrupt passing of gas shortage

Dad jokes

Kevin Sxinxst of Brandon is sad that the recent ransomware attack on the Colonial Pipeline that shut it down for six days and caused widespread gas station outages in the Southeast is apparently over already. “Oh man, this sucks,” he said. “I have a supply of jokes that would have lasted for months!” “I don’t…

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