Posts Tagged ‘Farts’
Man gets result from move that has never worked before
What’s your go-to pick-up move? 🧔🌹🥂
Read MoreSomeone farted in the break room—Was It Eric Garcetti?
Tampa Bay, FL—Around 12:30pm EST, Kyle Majorie walked into the break room to microwave fish.“I want it to smell up the place. Let’s people know who’s boss. I am boss.” Mr. Majorie is not the boss. The boss, Mr. John Kelly, was out for the day on very serious business (DĂ©jĂ vu Showgirls could not…
Read MoreAs approval rating drops, DeSantis reluctant to call out faithful but flatulent supporters
As the drastic increase in COVID-19 cases surges throughout the state of Florida, polls indicate that the popularity of Governor Ron DeSantis is dropping across the board among registered voters of all political persuasions, with his net approval rating (the share of voters who approve of his job performance minus the share who disapprove) falling…
Read MoreBrandon dad laments abrupt passing of gas shortage
Kevin Sxinxst of Brandon is sad that the recent ransomware attack on the Colonial Pipeline that shut it down for six days and caused widespread gas station outages in the Southeast is apparently over already. “Oh man, this sucks,” he said. “I have a supply of jokes that would have lasted for months!” “I don’t…
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