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FDA determines that lettuce is bad for you

By Clark Brooks | August 25, 2022
Lettuce

The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has released startling news about lettuce, determining that it is actually not good for people to eat. “Hoo boy, we really blew it this time!” said scientist Dr. Edmund Brunchfaster from the FDA’s lab in Tampa. “I mean big time. Just huge. Wow!” The findings that directly contradict decades…

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