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Florida’s COVID-19 dashboard now advertises Publix sandwich deals instead of case numbers

By Taylor Cuzino | November 2, 2020
DeSantis Pub Subs

In a shocking announcement this afternoon, Governor Ron DeSantis, held a press conference to inform citizens that the Department of Health (DoH) would be “tracking when our beloved Publix subs are on sale,” he put on his mask and whispered quietly, “instead of when people die.” Since the beginning of the pandemic, Florida’s COVID-19 dashboard…

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Publix gears up for Free Sub Day

By Josh Santos | June 13, 2019
Free Sub Day in Tampa Prep

Publix Lakeland Headquarters – Polk County – Thursday 6.13.19 A Publix whistleblower is claiming that the chain is preparing for one of the biggest sandwich giveaways in Florida history. “I’ve been waiting in line for this sandwich so long that I could have bought all the ingredients, gone home and made it myself with some…

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