Posts Tagged ‘Rick Scott to Trump’
Rick Scott handing out more ‘awards’
Following last week’s spectacularly successful presentation of the National Republican Senatorial Committee’s inaugural “Champion for Freedom” award by Senator Rick Scott to former President Donald Trump, Scott is now handing out more new, fake, made-up achievement tokens in an effort to make people not be mad at him. “Okay, I resent your implications, you lousy…
Read MoreRick Scott ceremoniously starts go kart race
About two hours before President Trump began the 2020 Daytona 500 by issuing the customary declaration of “Gentlemen, start your engines!”, Senator Rick Scott launched a go kart race at the Grand Prix Tampa Family Fun Center in a somewhat similar fashion. “Me and the president. Same.” said the former governor of Florida. “We were…
Read MoreRick Scott to Trump: “Let me harvest the souls of the detained immigrant children”
Sanctuary City Headquarters – Hillsborough County – Tuesday, 6.18.19 Rick Scott, the junior Senator from Florida who spent $83 million to get elected, is advising President Trump to allow him access to the detained children camps so that he may harvest immigrant children’s souls and extend his life meter. “I made my fortune defrauding Medicare…
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