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Secret society member almost gets in trouble


A rookie TPD officer is making headlines after processing Jeremiah Rothsfather, a well known high-ranking member of a wealthy, elite, powerful, secret organization. “What a rookie idiot, he had no clue!” Laughed officer Perry Ramirez, partner of the rookie officer who has asked to remain unnamed due to impending doom. “He’s going to be whacked…

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Illuminati begins accepting applications


The worlds most powerful, secret society has begun accepting open applications from anyone in the world who would like to elevate themselves into the uber elite. The statement, which was sent out to every inbox on earth, states “if you have some sort of extreme important value which you believe entitles you to live like…

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