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“Open corruption” initiative takes effect in government

Corruption

A new initiative amongst the entire government encouraging its employees to be “open and honest about corruption” has officially gone underway. “All politicians on every level are now required to be honest about the dishonest things they do in penalty of being fired.” Said Debrah Demoykins, speaker of the Government Regulations Organization, a group I…

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Secret society member almost gets in trouble

Wealthy

A rookie TPD officer is making headlines after processing Jeremiah Rothsfather, a well known high-ranking member of a wealthy, elite, powerful, secret organization. “What a rookie idiot, he had no clue!” Laughed officer Perry Ramirez, partner of the rookie officer who has asked to remain unnamed due to impending doom. “He’s going to be whacked…

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Tampa News Force shadow banned

The OJ Simpson Owned Tampa News Force has been shadowbanned on all social media

The Tampa News Force organization has been shadow banned on all social media according to new findings amongst the TNF developmental team. “It doesn’t make sense.” Claims senior marketing strategist Melton Fury. “I’ve been working with the company for a year now, and it’s only gotten less and less popular as time goes by.” Fury…

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