Posts Tagged ‘State Fair’
Dunking booth clown cancelled
Today is the grand opening of the annual Strawberry Festival, also known as “like the State Fair, only better” but regular visitors may notice a conspicuous absence from this year’s festivities: no dunking booth clown. Scuzzo The Clown, who has been berating carnival goers with insults to frustrate or motivate or both for years, has…
Read MoreState Fair Authority says Gasparilla Krewes are ‘pussies’
“…we got livestock to judge, Tilt-A-Whirls to tilt and whirl and Oreos to deep fry. And by God, that’s exactly what we’re gonna do!”
Read MoreState Fair burns down after giraffe queefs
The State Fair was shut down after Lucy the giraffe released vaginal flatulence which caught fire due to the new fire breather freak show exhibit being pushed closer to the giraffe enclosure due to budget cuts. The gaseous ball of flame engulfed the entire tent in fire within moments, luckily Lucy, all the other animals,…
Read MoreNew deep-fried items coming to this year’s state fair
Attendees of this year’s Florida State Fair in Tampa can look forward to sampling some brand-new deep-fried food items. Garth Darthworth of the National Novelty Food Association of North America says, “We had a great convention this year, with our very creative vendors unveiling some really exciting new concepts, in addition to the old favorites.…
Read MoreFlorida State Fair!
Getting the public opinion at the fair!
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