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Congress authorizes Pizza Party stimulus package for essential workers

Pizza Mitch

After a daunting 9 month wait and just in time for Christmas, Congress has passed another landmark stimulus package aimed at lessening Covid-19’s blow to the middle class. The “Pizza Party Entitlement act” (or PPE act for short) provides vouchers for 2 free slices to be given to frontline/essential workers, available to be used at…

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Father caught selling child for stimulus check

Man Caught Trying to Sell His Baby

A man in Pinellas County was arrested after trying to sell his child on Craigslist in exchange for a stimulus check. “It’s one of the dumbest and most heinous crimes we’ve ever seen.” Said Sargent Deputy Hank McClutchen. “In the post he claimed his child would, ‘do whatever you want him to do, and he…

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