Posts Tagged ‘tampa suicide’
Family avoids holiday stress by committing suicide
The Haperdeen family, Jacob, Camille, and their two children Rudy and Melton, have decided to avoid the stress of future holidays, by committing suicide as a unit. “Buying gifts, wrapping gifts, driving family from the airport, having those get-togethers with our extended families, it’s just too much!” Said Jacob Haperdeen. “So we’ve agreed, it would…
Read MoreSpike in boredom-related suicides prompts early release of Grand Theft Auto
A rise in lack-of-purpose suicides due to the quarantine has resulted in Rockstar Games releasing the newest addition of Grand Theft Auto the 6th installment in franchise history, not including hand-held consoles. “Too many kids were offing themselves because they were tired of trying to rob the vault in the casino, and we thought, ‘it…
Read MoreGift shop owner commits suicide while ironically wearing this novelty t-shirt
Tampa local, Gary Spinderella, was found dead in his gift shop “Do You Even Gift, Bro?” on Tuesday morning from a self inflicted wound. Spinderella was well known in the community, especially to what are commonly referred to as “Ricers.” “Ricers,” according to Urban Dictionary, are people who “Add useless things to cars.” Steven Alvarado,…
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