Posts Tagged ‘Taylor Swift’
Taylor Swift cancels Saturday night’s show
“This bores me,” announced pop superstar Taylor Swift during Friday night’s show at Raymond James Stadium in Tampa. “Screw it. I’m not performing tomorrow.” The sudden surprise edict came near the end of the second of three scheduled, sold out concerts. Thursday’s show happened without incident. “What am I even doing this for? My own…
Read MoreREPORT: City’s efforts to fend off Taylor Swift have failed
Tampa City Emergency Officials have announced that in spite of their best efforts that they have been unable to contain Taylor Swift and that citizens should take necessary steps to save themselves because the city is in imminent danger. “We thought that we had her contained within Raymond James Stadium, the area’s biggest – and…
Read MoreTaylor Swift Fires Jane Castor After Accepting Mayorship
In a stunning turn of events, the newly appointed Mayor for the City of Tampa has fired the democratically elected mayor. “When I asked Taylor Swift to be our mayor for a day, I thought it would a fun photoshoot opportunity,” said Castor as she cleaned out her desk. “The last thing I expected was…
Read MoreTaylor Swift tour reconfigured to make fans happy
Following a series of mishaps with tickets being made available for Taylor Swift’s upcoming world tour, which resulted in the general public on-sale being cancelled and fans being extremely dissatisfied, Live Nation Entertainment has totally restructured the entire production and tour schedule. “Our customers have spoken out and we have heard them,” said Greg Maffei,…
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