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Tom Brady knew about Covid, moved to Florida

Brady Covid




New articles on fakenewsdaily.net have revealed that Tom Brady knew about Covid before it happened which is why he decided to move to Tampa.

“He was privy to information before the public which stated, Covid would be released in China then slowly spread to America and shut things down, noting that Florida would be one of the only states not to adhere to the shutdown policies. Motivating Brady’s move south.”

The validity of the articles has not been verified, however because we’re a news organization, we’re going to act as quickly as possible, before outlet does, so we get the most page views, which translates to cashoola muchachos. I’m talkin’ moolah. That yummy yummy cookie dough. Cha ching, cha ching. Bling bling cash money baby. Dollars.

We push pages, we make money, we grow, our investors are happy, our clients are happy, our employees are happy. It’s that f***ing simple really. 

We create you consume, there’s no if, ands, or butts, to it. You don’t like it, leave.

You’re not forced to be here, you’re just persuaded. Wake up and ignore the persuasion then if you’re so tough. Don’t give in. Don’t read. What do we care? There’s another sucker just like you born every minute. We’ll find another sheep. You’re not special, and you will not be able to fight back so don’t even try.

Don’t form well orchestrated organizations which combat oppression through all legal means and beat us in our own game. I’d like to see you try.

Actually I wouldn’t, I would spend a lot of money to prevent that in fact. I will make it as hard for you to revolt against our system as I possibly can.

Tax breaks, rules and regulations that don’t affect people and businesses in a certain elite tax-bracket. 

You don’t know the half of what we can do to hinder your efforts. LEGALLY.

It’s not illegal to lie, did you know that?

If there’s no signed legal document, we can say anything we want.

That’s why you see food items like “Diet” or Lite” or “Healthee.”

Those aren’t real words. Those mean nothing.

We could call it 100% Juice and have it contain no juice.

WE HAVE THAT POWER.

AND SO DO YOU, BUT IT DOESN’T MATTER, WE KNOW YOU’RE NOT GOING TO GO THROUGH THE EFFORT TO DO ANY OF THAT SO WE CAN CONSCIOUSLY MOCK YOU WITHOUT REPERCUSSION. WE CAN RUB YOUR FACE IN IT.

HOWEVER WE ARE STILL TERRIFIED OF YOU, BUT STILL! THE POINT IS MADE! WE HAVE THE POWER, YOU DO NOT, NOTHING YOU SAY OR DO WILL WORK, AND IT WILL ACTUALLY BE USED AGAINST YOU AND BECOME PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY DETRIMENTAL. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? IS IT? TELL ME? TELL US?

Sound off in the comments below if you want that!

John Jacobs

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1 Comment

  1. Avatar Matt Starr on October 21, 2022 at 10:13 am

    You guys doing okay?