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We’re having a party!

Party

We here at Tampa News Force will be publishing our 2000th article soon, an accomplishment that very few major media outlets that produce original comedy ever reach. To celebrate this incredible achievement, we here at Tampa News Force will be hosting a FREE party at Café Hey in downtown Tampa on Sunday, October 30th from…

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Russian man wins TNF Comment Contest!

Comment

Here at Tampa News Force.com, we publish fresh content every single day, and as a result, we get lots and lots of comments! You won’t see many of them because almost all of them are spam. So many that we decided to have a contest with a grand prize for the 1,000,000th comment posted to…

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Pete Davidson Buys Tampa News Force

OJ Kanye Pete

Pete Davidson of SNL fame has announced plans to purchase the majority ownership of THIS PUBLICATION! [Tampa News Force] “I’ve been trying to find new things to get my mind off of the crazy stuff happening to me right now,” said Davidson during a heavy weed smoking session with current TNF owner, OJ Simpson “I…

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Immediate action needed immediately!

Emergency

What are you doing right now? Well, stop it! This an emergency! All hands on deck! This is not a drill!! Seriously, what are you doing??? Eating lunch? Put that sandwich down! Filling out the monthly report? Save your work and resume later! Binge-watching some show? He/she gets killed! Don’t worry about it! This is…

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DOJ had questions about Top Secret document transportation and storage

Documents

Part of the heavily-redacted affidavit pertaining to the recent search of former President Donald Trump’s home in Mar-a-Lago indicates that the Department of Justice (DOJ) has had serious concerns about the handling of Top Secret documents: Tampa News Force has obtained a transcript from a DOJ representative and one of Trump’s lawyers… DOJ: We have…

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Family pet foils school shooting

Pet dachshund

Plans for a public school mass shooting were thwarted by a plucky pooch in Palma Ceia! A young man whose name is being withheld by authorities due to him being a minor who never actually carried out a crime but is named Calvin Mooshtock was in the middle of broadcasting a threatening message about what…

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Now, VOTE FOR US!

BOTBTNF

Two months ago to the day, June 3, we politely, humbly and respectfully demanded that you nominate us for a 2022 Best of the Bay Awards, presented by Creative Loafing. And you did it! Great job! I don’t know what we expected but THANKS! As a result, we’re one of ten finalists in the category…

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Rick Scott makes attempt to express concern for military service members

Scott USO

US Senator from Florida and rejected Star Wars droid prototype Rick Scott spent Thursday making care packages with The United Service Organizations Inc., better known as the USO, a nonprofit-charitable corporation that provides live entertainment, such as comedians, actors and musicians, social facilities, and other programs to members of the United States Armed Forces and…

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Raccoon behind local Planned Parenthood starves to death

Planned Parenthood raccoon

Following Roe v. Wade‘s overturn, women all around the country “literally can’t even” get an abortion. Well this affects women everywhere and men who are allergic to latex, it seems to be affecting others as well.  “He seems so jovial, so full of life,” says Oldsmar Planned Parenthood director, Lisa Cummings. “We showed up today…

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Channel 10 meteorologist Autumn Robertson leaving Tampa Bay Area

Autumn Robertson

WTSP’s Autumn Robertson announced on her Facebook page today that she has accepted a position with a television station in Los Angeles. “Some big, personal news… ✨⁣⁣⁣I’ll be joining the fantastic team at Spectrum News 1 in beautiful Los Angeles, California as their new weekday morning meteorologist.”⁣⁣⁣⁣⁣⁣ – Autumn Robertson, via Facebook Robertson is originally…

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