Posts Tagged ‘Brandon FL’
Ghost of WWII vet killed in action glad his sacrifice was meaningful
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Read MoreWorld Axe Throwing League cruelly gives false hope to Brandon man’s athletic dreams
After watching the World Axe Throwing League (WATL) on cable television, a long-dormant glimmer of hope for becoming a professional athlete someday has been awakened within Kevin Thwort of Brandon, a man for whom any realistic chances of that ever happening died many, many years ago, if they ever existed at all. “You know, when…
Read MoreNew restaurant for singles opening soon in Brandon
A new chain of restaurants is opening their first location in Brandon, Florida, because that’s where every chain of restaurants opens new locations for some reason. Lonely’s is a new concept eatery, catering exclusively to people who are alone, whether by choice or not. It will serve a menu with a wide variety of top-quality…
Read MoreBrandon resident kind of confused by popular new catchphrase
Phillip McGooley of Brandon does not understand the meaning behind a catchphrase that has become increasingly popular lately, nor how he’s expected to respond to it. “I get that it’s a positive thing, meant to show support for or perhaps inspire Brandon”, he said. “And that’s great. But are they talking about the town where…
Read MoreNew Bay Area business offers inexpensive makeovers for children
For centuries, parents of unattractive children have struggled for a solution to their plight. Now KidWrap, a new company out of Brandon has come along with what may be the solution! “It’s pretty simple, really,” said owner Brad Floont. “Much like wrapping a motor vehicle, which consists of several huge vinyl decals that are applied…
Read MoreEvery Building in Brandon Now Sells Alcohol
Beef O’ Brady’s – Hillsborough County – Thursday 3.8.2019 Brandon has officially been added to the elite list of 36 cities nationwide that have a population where every single building in the region sells alcohol. “I can’t believe we made it,” says middle school teacher and part-time basket weaver, Becky Long. “We’ve always had a…
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