Posts Tagged ‘COnstruction’
Every Road in Tampa Now Under Construction
It’s getting very difficult to get anywhere in this town. 🛣️🚧
Read MoreTampa City Council excited to approve development of yet another eyesore
The Tampa City Council held a meeting on Thursday, September 22 during which they approved a rezoning permit that will result in a number of local small businesses along West Kennedy Boulevard closing and having their buildings demolished. “We promise the new structure will be as utterly bland and soulless as possible,” said an unnamed…
Read MoreTampa Bay Area’s most horrifying attraction ever opens tomorrow
Tampa Bay tourist destinations have a long history of presenting spooky Halloween installations, such as Busch Gardens Howl-O-Scream and Zoo Boo at The Zoo at Lowry Park, but a new, genuinely terrifying installation is set to open tomorrow: I-275 Expansion. “We’re calling it that because like any great horror experience, it seems like something good…
Read MoreConstruction crew can’t agree on where to stand
Members of a newly assembled road construction crew working in Tampa Heights are struggling to decide who should stand where and how when passing time, doing nothing. Andy, Ernie, Hector, Julio, Mike and Phil were recently assigned to build some sort of bigger, sturdier, concrete curb obstruction island deal at the intersection of North Highland…
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